There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered their late teens the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date. This was the first time this had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the young suitor at the door holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the young man knew who was boss.
The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Father answered the door and the lad said, "Hi, my name's Joe, I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show, is she ready to go?" The father looked him over and sent the kids on their way.
The next lad arrived and said, "My name's Eddie, I'm here for Betty, we're gonna get ome spaghetti, is she ready?" Father felt this one was okay too, so off the two kids went.
The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started off, "Hi, my name's Chuck..." and the farmer shot him.
Monday, June 20, 2011
Friday, July 9, 2010
Governance System
As a daily habit Pintu was reading the newspaper. Suddenly he asked his father, "Dad! What does it mean by the 'Governance System'?"
Father said while thinking, "See! I earn and bring money to home, it mean's I am a 'Money Holder'. Your mother decides where and how to spend that money and that means she is 'Government'. That maid in our home is doing all the household works, so she is the 'Labour Class'. You are a 'Common man' or 'Public'. Your kid brother is 'Future' or the 'Next Generation'! Do u understand?".
That day Pintu slept with all those thoughts. In the middle of the night he woke-up because his kid brother started crying. He wetted the bed so he was crying. Pintu went to wake-up his mother. She was in deep sleep so Pintu goes to the Maiden's room to wake her up. But there his father was sleeping with the maid. So he c omes back frustrated.
Next morning father ask s Pintu, "Pintu! Is your understanding of the 'Governance System' clear?".
Pintu replied, "Yeah Dad, I understood! When Money Holder is exploiting Labour Class, our Government is sleeping. Future of our nation is crying for not getting their basic needs fulfilled and in all this Common Man is suffering!"
Father said while thinking, "See! I earn and bring money to home, it mean's I am a 'Money Holder'. Your mother decides where and how to spend that money and that means she is 'Government'. That maid in our home is doing all the household works, so she is the 'Labour Class'. You are a 'Common man' or 'Public'. Your kid brother is 'Future' or the 'Next Generation'! Do u understand?".
That day Pintu slept with all those thoughts. In the middle of the night he woke-up because his kid brother started crying. He wetted the bed so he was crying. Pintu went to wake-up his mother. She was in deep sleep so Pintu goes to the Maiden's room to wake her up. But there his father was sleeping with the maid. So he c omes back frustrated.
Next morning father ask s Pintu, "Pintu! Is your understanding of the 'Governance System' clear?".
Pintu replied, "Yeah Dad, I understood! When Money Holder is exploiting Labour Class, our Government is sleeping. Future of our nation is crying for not getting their basic needs fulfilled and in all this Common Man is suffering!"
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