Thursday, April 24, 2008

Some More Facts ;o)


  • People who ride on roller coaters have a higher chance of having a blood clot in the brain.

  • Black bears are not always black they can be brown, cinnamon, yellow and sometimes white.

  • People with blue eyes see better in dark.

  • Each year 30,000 people are seriously injured by exercise equipment.

  • The placement of a donkey's eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet.

  • The sun is 330330 times larger than the earth.

  • The cow gives nearly 200000 glass of milk in her lifetime.

  • There are more female than male millionaires in the U.S.A.

  • A male baboon can kill a leopard.

  • When a person dies, hearing is usually the first sense to go.

  • Bill gates house was designed using Macintosh computer.

  • Nearly 22,000 cheques will be deducted from the wrong account over the next hour.

  • Almost all varieties of breakfast cereals are made from grass.

  • Some lions mates over 50 times a day.

  • American did not commonly use forks until after the civil war.

  • The most productive day of the week is Tuesday.

  • In the 1930's America track star Jesse Owens used to race against horses and dogs to earn a living.

  • There's a great mushroom in Oregon that is 2,400 years old. Covers 3.4 square miles of land and is still growing.

  • Jimmy Carter is the first U.S.A. president to have born in hospital.

  • Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

  • Cleopatra married two of her brothers.

  • Human birth control pill work on gorillas.

  • The right lung takes in more air than the left.

  • It is illegal to own a red car in shanghai china.

  • A hard-boiled egg will spin. An uncooked or soft-boiled egg will not.

  • Astronauts cannot burp in space.

  • The snowiest city in the U.S.A. is blue canyon, California Lake Nicaragua in Nicaragua is the only fresh water lake in the world that has sharks.

  • Kite flying is a professional sport in Thailand.

  • The great warrior Genghis khan died in bed while having $ex.

  • No matter how cold it gets gasoline will not freeze.

  • SNAILS have 14175 teeth laid along 135 rows on their tongue.

  • A BUTTERFLY has 12,000 eyes.

  • DOLPHINS sleep with 1 eye open.

  • A BLUE WHALE can eat as much as 3 tones of food everyday, but at the same time can live without food for 6 months.

  • The EARTH has over 12,00,000 species of animals, 3,00,000 species of plants & 1,00,000 other species.

  • The fierce DINOSAUR was TYRANNOSAURS which has sixty long & sharp teeth, used to attack & eat other dinosaurs.

  • DEMETRIO was a mammal like REPTILE with a snail on its back. This acted as a radiator to cool the body of the animal.

  • CASSOWARY is one of the dangerous BIRD, that can kill a man or animal by tearing off with its dagger like claw.

  • The SWAN has over 25,000 feathers in its body.

  • OSTRICH eats pebbles to help digestion by grinding up the ingested food.

  • POLAR BEAR can look clumsy & slow but during chase on ice, can reach 25 miles / hr of speed.

  • KIWIS are the only birds, which hunt by sense of smell.

  • ELEPHANT teeth can weigh as much as 9 pounds.

  • OWL is the only bird, which can rotate its head to 270 degrees.

  • In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

  • On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

  • The c!garette lighter was invented before the match.

  • Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

  • Tapeworms range in size from about 0.04 inch to more than 50 feet in length.

  • German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.

  • A female mackerel lays about 500,000 eggs at one time.

Why Gujarathies are the best in business?

There was once a Gujarati called Navneet Bhai Patel, owning a shop, living in USA, and he was involved in a car accident. At the hospital, when he woke, he called for the nurse to find out what had happened to him. I'm very sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very bad car crash.

"Car crash! My Corolla!! Is my car all right?" he asked hysterically.

"Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries - you lost your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save it," she said apologetically.

"I lost my arm? My Swiss Watch! My Swiss Watch!!"

"Sir, please calm down. That is the least of your worries. You are in a very critical condition, but all your family is here to see you."

He asked for his family to be called in. As they gathered around the bed, he called for each of them by name.
"Alpa, are you here?"
"I am here dear, and I will never leave you", said Mrs. Patel.
"Diness, are you here?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Kalpess, are you here?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Kamless, my son, are you here?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Paress, my child, are you here too?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."


"Well" said Navneet Bhai thoughtfully, "Alpa, Diness, Kalpess, Paress and Kamless are here... and if all of you are here...

THEN WHO THE HELL IS IN THE SHOP!!!!!????" he cried loudly.

Monday, April 7, 2008

George Bush & Abdul Kalam

While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. He Asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to Surround him with intelligent people.

Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate. "

Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr.. Prime Minister, please answer this question:

Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir!"

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says Kalam.

He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot.. I'll definitely be using that!"

Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put Condoleezza Riceto the test.

Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleezza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.

Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer.

Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem.

"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister.

Who is it?"

Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's our Colin Powell !"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Manmohan Singh!"