A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
The robber then shot him in the temple , killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn"t, but my wife did!"
Moral: When Opportunity knocks, Make use of it!
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- Chris
- Chennai, Tamilnadu, India
- I live and love every moment of my life! And I would always like to keep every moment happy! I hate to worry about anything!
Passions include highway bike-rides (preferably Royal Enfield), music (love to listen, sometimes scream, howl, sing, cry), movies (all action, horror, thriller, romantic, comedy, fantasy), computers (RnDs, surfing, rarely work), love (so far 31 crushes~crashes and still counting), friendship (need'em always) and many more.
N.B: I'd never claim that the posts here are all mine; But there are few with my own words too. Believe, none of'em are boring or hurting or teasing anybody. If you feel so, am ready to receive the bashes through IM and email.
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