Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not Allow ! me to ta ke leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then He would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My colleague asked me what I was doing. I told him that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was 'CRAZY' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked 'What Are You doing?'

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for A Couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my colleague followed me, the Boss asked him '...and where do you think you're going?'

He said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark.'