Wednesday, September 16, 2009

The Laws Of Ultimate Reality

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee!

Law of Gravity:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of Random Numbers:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law:
If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theatre:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

The Starbucks Law:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Physical Surfaces:
The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Brown's Law of Physical Appearance:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Wilson 's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

Doctors' Law:
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Cafe Wisdom Lounge

Yesterday, I dint want to keep it a boring day. So I called up my friend if we could break-out somewhere. Actually, I had a plan to drop-in to some pub where we can enjoy the streaming heavy rock music and fill-up ourselves with pitchers and chickens! As this idea didn't sync with my friend, she suggested a coffee shop. I never been to any coffee-shop, as I hate to sit and chit-chatting just with a coffee! (FYI: Am a gastronome!) But just for a company-sake I agreed.

I went to her place, picked her up and started to the so called coffee-shop where she had never been even. Its in 4th block of Koramangala, Bangalore a sign-board reads "Cafe Wisdom Lounge". As we entered the porch, we thought its someone's home and we may need to go upstairs. And there appeared a man (Jaspal) invited us in. The atmosphere is completely weird to be a coffee-shop. But it was quite interesting. Initially I could not believe seeing people serving food with smiling face. Jaspal is running this Wisdom Cafe Lounge and here you will get all kinds of feasts. Then, we felt like we're having a dinner at our friend's home.

We were given a menu which had varieties of tea and coffee. And a list of tasty Indian-spicy food like Samosas, Pakoras, Rotis and few more. I preferred a Herbal tea and my friend liked to have a Ginger tea with pakoras. And we started discussing a serious matter [;-P] rather than chatting. I would say the taste of the tea we've offered was really really good and the hot-n-spicy pakoras gave it a nice company! Jaspal too joined us for a while, when we asked him about this idea. I was really amazed when he said that he's been running this for the past "19" months! He showed us the mini art gallery he have at home. Most of'em are his wife's work. And few artifacts by the tribal people from north Karnataka and Kanyakumari. He took us to his personal room, and I found so many interesting things can be dug from him. He's working on a book which he's almost done on Gazals.

I would highly recommend this place to have a nice peaceful time forgetting all your worries, rants, laments, tensions. Just feel like your friends' place. Its at 4th block, Koramangala. From Sony World signal towards HSR Layout, its behind a Levi's Showroom.

~ Chris-T