As a daily habit Pintu was reading the newspaper. Suddenly he asked his father, "Dad! What does it mean by the 'Governance System'?"
Father said while thinking, "See! I earn and bring money to home, it mean's I am a 'Money Holder'. Your mother decides where and how to spend that money and that means she is 'Government'. That maid in our home is doing all the household works, so she is the 'Labour Class'. You are a 'Common man' or 'Public'. Your kid brother is 'Future' or the 'Next Generation'! Do u understand?".
That day Pintu slept with all those thoughts. In the middle of the night he woke-up because his kid brother started crying. He wetted the bed so he was crying. Pintu went to wake-up his mother. She was in deep sleep so Pintu goes to the Maiden's room to wake her up. But there his father was sleeping with the maid. So he c omes back frustrated.
Next morning father ask s Pintu, "Pintu! Is your understanding of the 'Governance System' clear?".
Pintu replied, "Yeah Dad, I understood! When Money Holder is exploiting Labour Class, our Government is sleeping. Future of our nation is crying for not getting their basic needs fulfilled and in all this Common Man is suffering!"
Friday, July 9, 2010
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
The Obedient Wife
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me!".
And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,
"Wait just a moment!"
She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said,
"Girl, I know you were not fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband!".
The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him!".
You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a cheque, If he can cash it, then he can spend it!"
Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me!".
And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,
"Wait just a moment!"
She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said,
"Girl, I know you were not fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband!".
The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him!".
You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a cheque, If he can cash it, then he can spend it!"
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
The atheist
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat at least a hundred feet into the air.
The monster then opened its mouth while waiting below to swallow man and boat. As the man sailed head over heels and started to fall towards the open jaws of the ferocious beast he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"
Suddenly, the scene froze in place. As the atheist hung in midair, a booming voice came out of the clouds and said, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"
"God, come on, give me a break!" the man pleaded, "Just seconds ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"
"Well", said God, "now that you are a believer you must understand that I won't work miracles to snatch you from certain death in the jaws of the monster, but I can change hearts. What would you have me do?"
The atheist thinks for a minute and then says, "God, please have the Loch Ness Monster believe in You also!".
God replies, "So be it!"
The scene starts in motion again with the atheist falling towards the ravenous jaws of the ferocious beast. Then the Loch Ness Monster folds his claws together and says, "Lord, bless this food You have so graciously provided!"
The monster then opened its mouth while waiting below to swallow man and boat. As the man sailed head over heels and started to fall towards the open jaws of the ferocious beast he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"
Suddenly, the scene froze in place. As the atheist hung in midair, a booming voice came out of the clouds and said, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"
"God, come on, give me a break!" the man pleaded, "Just seconds ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"
"Well", said God, "now that you are a believer you must understand that I won't work miracles to snatch you from certain death in the jaws of the monster, but I can change hearts. What would you have me do?"
The atheist thinks for a minute and then says, "God, please have the Loch Ness Monster believe in You also!".
God replies, "So be it!"
The scene starts in motion again with the atheist falling towards the ravenous jaws of the ferocious beast. Then the Loch Ness Monster folds his claws together and says, "Lord, bless this food You have so graciously provided!"
The Beggar
Once a man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money.
Suddenly an idea struck him.He told the beggar, "I do not have money, but if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you!" .
"I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar. The man said, "Sorry man! I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea!".
He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar. The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to health!".
The man smiled and took a bottle of whiskey from his pocket and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good!". The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver!".
The man smiled again. He told the beggar, "I am going to the race course. Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone!".
As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying, "Sorry sir, I can't come with you as betting on horses is a bad habit!".
Suddenly the man felt relieved and asked the beggar to come to his home with him.
Finally, the beggar's face lit up in anticipation of receiving at least something from the man. But he still had his doubts and asked the man, "Why do you want me to go to your house with you?".
The man replied, "My wife always wanted to see how a man with no bad habits looks like!".
Suddenly an idea struck him.He told the beggar, "I do not have money, but if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you!" .
"I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar. The man said, "Sorry man! I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea!".
He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar. The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to health!".
The man smiled and took a bottle of whiskey from his pocket and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good!". The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver!".
The man smiled again. He told the beggar, "I am going to the race course. Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone!".
As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying, "Sorry sir, I can't come with you as betting on horses is a bad habit!".
Suddenly the man felt relieved and asked the beggar to come to his home with him.
Finally, the beggar's face lit up in anticipation of receiving at least something from the man. But he still had his doubts and asked the man, "Why do you want me to go to your house with you?".
The man replied, "My wife always wanted to see how a man with no bad habits looks like!".
Friday, April 30, 2010
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Social Decorum
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller, "I want to open a fuckin' checking account!"
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
Listen up, damn it. "I said I want to open a fuckin' checking account now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank".
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no fuckin problem", the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my fuckin money in this damn bank!"
"Oh... I see!" says the manager, "And is this bitch giving you a hard time sir?"
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
Listen up, damn it. "I said I want to open a fuckin' checking account now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank".
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no fuckin problem", the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my fuckin money in this damn bank!"
"Oh... I see!" says the manager, "And is this bitch giving you a hard time sir?"
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
ஓ... மனப்பெண்ணே...!
இப்போது நான் சொல்லப் போகிற விஷயம் சில பேருக்கு பிடிக்காமலோ அபத்தமாகவோ இருக்கலாம்! ஆனால், இதுவே நிதர்சனமான உண்மை.
கடந்த வாரம் எனது நண்பனின் நண்பனின் நண்பனுடைய திருமணத்திற்கு சென்றிருந்தேன்! அதாவது, நான் முன்பின் பார்த்திராத, பெயர்கூட தெரியாத ஒருவரின் திருமணம் அது!
வழக்கம்போல், நான், ஏன் அநேகமாக எல்லா ஆண்களும் அத்தகைய ஒரு சூழ்நிலையில் செய்கிற காரியத்தையே நானும் அன்று செய்து கொண்டிருந்தேன்! வேறொன்றும் இல்லை, Figure வெட்டிக்கொண்டு, அல்லது Sight அடித்துக்கொண்டு இருந்தேன்!
மனம் நிறைந்த figure ஒன்றும் தேறாத நிலையில், என்னை அழைத்து வந்த நண்பன்னை கடிந்துகொண்டேன்! அவனுக்கும் இது புதிதல்ல!
மணமகன் மேடைக்கு அழைத்துவரப்பட்டான், போகிற வழியில் எனது நண்பனை கண்டுக்கொண்ட அவன் கைக்குலுக்கி விட்டு, என் கையையும் குலுக்கிச் சென்றான்! (இதுக்கு ஒன்னும் கொறச்சல் இல்ல என்று அலுத்துக்கொண்டேன்!)
புரோகிதர், அவர் வேலையை செவ்வனே செய்ய, நான் எனது நண்பனை திருமண விருந்தை பற்றி வினவ, சுத்த சைவ விருந்து என்று வெந்த புண்ணில் வேலை பாய்ச்சினான்!
அரங்கில் திடிரென சலசலப்பு! வேறொன்றுமில்லை மணமகள் அழைத்துவரபட்டாள்! என் மனம் அத்தருணத்தில் அன்றிரவு அடிக்கபோகும் சரக்கு நிமித்தம் லயித்திருந்தது!
என் நண்பன் என்னை சீண்டினான்! நிமிர்ந்து பார்த்தேன் மணப்பெண்ணை...
அடடா அடடா பெண்ணே
உன் அழகில்
நான் கண்ணை சிமிட்டவும் மறந்தேன்
ஆனால் கண்டேன்
ஓராயிரம் கனவு
ஹே கரையும்
என் ஆயிரம் இரவு
நீதான் வந்தாய் சென்றாய்
என் விழிகள் இரண்டை திருடிக்கொண்டாய்
ஓ... ஓ... ஓ...
ஓ... மனப்பெண்ணே...!
ஓ... மனப்பெண்ணே...!
ஓ... மனப்பெண்ணே...!
ஓ... மனப்பெண்ணே...!
உன்னை மறந்திட முடியாதே!
ஓ... மனப்பெண்ணே...!
உயிர் தருவது சரிதானே...!
நம்புனா நம்புங்க! சத்தியமா இந்த பாட்டுத்தான் backgroundல ஓடியது!
முகம் தெரியாத நண்பனே! இன்றும் உன் முகம் எனக்கு நினைவில்லை! ஆனால் அவள் முகம் என்றும் மறக்காது!
முகம் தெரியாத நண்பனே! கொடுத்துவைத்தவன் நீ! பத்திரமாக பார்த்துக்கொள் அவளை...!
கடந்த வாரம் எனது நண்பனின் நண்பனின் நண்பனுடைய திருமணத்திற்கு சென்றிருந்தேன்! அதாவது, நான் முன்பின் பார்த்திராத, பெயர்கூட தெரியாத ஒருவரின் திருமணம் அது!
வழக்கம்போல், நான், ஏன் அநேகமாக எல்லா ஆண்களும் அத்தகைய ஒரு சூழ்நிலையில் செய்கிற காரியத்தையே நானும் அன்று செய்து கொண்டிருந்தேன்! வேறொன்றும் இல்லை, Figure வெட்டிக்கொண்டு, அல்லது Sight அடித்துக்கொண்டு இருந்தேன்!
மனம் நிறைந்த figure ஒன்றும் தேறாத நிலையில், என்னை அழைத்து வந்த நண்பன்னை கடிந்துகொண்டேன்! அவனுக்கும் இது புதிதல்ல!
மணமகன் மேடைக்கு அழைத்துவரப்பட்டான், போகிற வழியில் எனது நண்பனை கண்டுக்கொண்ட அவன் கைக்குலுக்கி விட்டு, என் கையையும் குலுக்கிச் சென்றான்! (இதுக்கு ஒன்னும் கொறச்சல் இல்ல என்று அலுத்துக்கொண்டேன்!)
புரோகிதர், அவர் வேலையை செவ்வனே செய்ய, நான் எனது நண்பனை திருமண விருந்தை பற்றி வினவ, சுத்த சைவ விருந்து என்று வெந்த புண்ணில் வேலை பாய்ச்சினான்!
அரங்கில் திடிரென சலசலப்பு! வேறொன்றுமில்லை மணமகள் அழைத்துவரபட்டாள்! என் மனம் அத்தருணத்தில் அன்றிரவு அடிக்கபோகும் சரக்கு நிமித்தம் லயித்திருந்தது!
என் நண்பன் என்னை சீண்டினான்! நிமிர்ந்து பார்த்தேன் மணப்பெண்ணை...
அடடா அடடா பெண்ணே
உன் அழகில்
நான் கண்ணை சிமிட்டவும் மறந்தேன்
ஆனால் கண்டேன்
ஓராயிரம் கனவு
ஹே கரையும்
என் ஆயிரம் இரவு
நீதான் வந்தாய் சென்றாய்
என் விழிகள் இரண்டை திருடிக்கொண்டாய்
ஓ... ஓ... ஓ...
ஓ... மனப்பெண்ணே...!
ஓ... மனப்பெண்ணே...!
ஓ... மனப்பெண்ணே...!
ஓ... மனப்பெண்ணே...!
உன்னை மறந்திட முடியாதே!
ஓ... மனப்பெண்ணே...!
உயிர் தருவது சரிதானே...!
நம்புனா நம்புங்க! சத்தியமா இந்த பாட்டுத்தான் backgroundல ஓடியது!
முகம் தெரியாத நண்பனே! இன்றும் உன் முகம் எனக்கு நினைவில்லை! ஆனால் அவள் முகம் என்றும் மறக்காது!
முகம் தெரியாத நண்பனே! கொடுத்துவைத்தவன் நீ! பத்திரமாக பார்த்துக்கொள் அவளை...!
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Hot Air Baloon
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below.She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me sir, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the lady balloonist.
"I am", replied the man. 'How did you know?'
"Well", answered the balloonist, "Everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me at all. If anything you've delayed my trip even more!"
The man below responded, "You must be in Top Management position."
"I am", replied the lady balloonist, "But, how did you know?"
"Well", said the man, "You don't know where you are, or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air within. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you, to solve your problems!"
The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the lady balloonist.
"I am", replied the man. 'How did you know?'
"Well", answered the balloonist, "Everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me at all. If anything you've delayed my trip even more!"
The man below responded, "You must be in Top Management position."
"I am", replied the lady balloonist, "But, how did you know?"
"Well", said the man, "You don't know where you are, or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air within. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you, to solve your problems!"
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
The Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where any woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store "ONLY ONCE"
You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband…
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking..
"Wow", she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband…
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking..
"Wow", she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Not all blondes are Stupid!
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm 'completely nude'.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed, 'Yes, Yes, I won, I won!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Not all Irish are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb, But all men are men.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm 'completely nude'.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed, 'Yes, Yes, I won, I won!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Not all Irish are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb, But all men are men.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
The Smart Contractor
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C. One from Bangladesh , another from India and the third, from China .
They go with a White House office to examine the fence.
The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)".
The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)".
The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."
The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence."
"Done!" replies the government official.
They go with a White House office to examine the fence.
The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)".
The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)".
The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."
The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence."
"Done!" replies the government official.
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Lawyers Vs Engineers
Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three lawyers each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.
"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a lawyer.
"Watch and you'll see", answers an engineer.
They all board the train. The lawyers take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The lawyers see this and agree that it is quite a clever idea so, after the conference, they decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (recognizing the engineers' superior intellect).
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed lawyer.
"Watch and you'll see", answers an engineer.
When they board the train the three lawyers cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby.
The train departs.
Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the lawyers are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."
"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a lawyer.
"Watch and you'll see", answers an engineer.
They all board the train. The lawyers take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The lawyers see this and agree that it is quite a clever idea so, after the conference, they decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (recognizing the engineers' superior intellect).
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed lawyer.
"Watch and you'll see", answers an engineer.
When they board the train the three lawyers cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby.
The train departs.
Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the lawyers are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Secret Of Happy Married Life
Once I was asked by my Friend, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"
I said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."
He asked, "Can you explain?"
I said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."
Still not convinced, Friend asked me "Give me some examples"
I said,"Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator , monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"
He asked, "Then what is your role?"
I said," My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire, etc etc and Do you know one thing,
My wife NEVER, EVER objects to any of these!
I said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."
He asked, "Can you explain?"
I said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."
Still not convinced, Friend asked me "Give me some examples"
I said,"Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator , monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"
He asked, "Then what is your role?"
I said," My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire, etc etc and Do you know one thing,
My wife NEVER, EVER objects to any of these!
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